10.000 years old and I’ve got five heads but got no wit
Whole life, I am on the way
My spaceship has a big problem, no place, where I can shit
I’m sure, that I don’t want to stay

There’s a ray of hope, I see the green, blue globe
I feel it comin’, that I loose my grip
Uuuh, I’m gettin’ high, my display cannot lie
It’s time to look for a landing strip now

I’m an Alien, I am searching, searching for a loo
Can you help me? It is urgent! I’ve stacks of work to do
Watch out, my bottom flattens you now, imagine: what a fun!
I’m sorry, but the time has come...time for you to run

What a friendly, what a nice place, perfect for my job
I do it now, don’t do it later
I turn around and hold my breath, ‘cause my stomach’s gettin’ hot
Yes, I think I need some paper

Your race, that is my door, I can’t wait anymore
What do you want: oh, my big ass will bleed!
This moment makes me proud, be soft, it will be loud
You and me, we know, it’s coming out now

I’m an Alien, I am searching, searching for a loo
Can you help me? It is urgent! I’ve stacks of work to do
Watch out, my bottom flattens you now, imagine: what a fun!
I’m sorry, but the time has come...time for you to run

Enjoy a little bit this bog of stinkin’ shit
So don’t you think, it’s nice to swim in it ?
Could be, it isn’t smart, but that’s my better part
Do you remember this famous fart
First it’s soft and then it’s gettin’ hard
First it’s bright and then it’s dark

I’m an Alien, I was searching, searching for a loo
Did you help me? Yes, you did! Great fun for me and you
I’m sorry ‘bout this nice house now remember what a fun!
Be fair and tell me, is it real, you love, what I have done ?

Your rain will have another color, brown apples, you will get
Beware and watch out in the future, it’s sure, that I’ll be back!