Ay Caramba
(Text: Rodrigúez/ van Hintn)
You have a little hope for reconciliation
It’s easy, so join in a stupid conversation
‘Cause I can twist you round my little finger
Just a lighthearted life in glam and glimmer

Your kind of living is beneath my dignity
Your kind of living is higgledy-piggledy
So come on and adjust my circumstances
Chineseology, but you know my face twitches

Come on and immerse in my dreamy world
Switch off your head and sense the fantasy-feeling
Come on and immerse in my dreamy world
Ay, ay, ay, ay,...

What I say, it’s guaranted to send you crazy
We go to Scotland with the children and the baby
Then I go to work, you train the kids to be independent
You mark my words, mmh, I’m the government

In the future you can stand in the kitchen, cooking
In the future you can stand at the playground, looking
Look for the swaddlings, wash and scrub the dirty tub tub
Then you can paddle with the children and the duck duck

Greg, don’t wonder, I’m the Mamba

Ay Caramba

Brrr...
No day I get my sleep
No way, for what I need
For milk I am the teat
I’m tilt

The pain is over and the rebel comes to surface
No matter ‘bout my name, my head is full of disgrace
Where is my telephone, I need a famous scanner
What do you think about my turbo-friend Sledgehammer

Hello my darling, are you happy in your new school
I’m so sorry, I’ve cooked nothing, just a bad fool
But look, the kitchen is so pussy, pussy clean now
Go to your wardrobe, ‘cause I pressed your ... gown

Scrubbing, rubbing are my hobbies, working like a rocket
I take the duster and fill cleanser in the beauty bucket
Seems like a wonder, that I found my luck with you here
So get my promise, it is finished with my fear-beer

It’s nice to be in your dreamy world
Switch off my head and sense the fantasy-feeling
Wonderful to feel your dreamy world
Oh God, but no way out!