Where’s my u-man
Not at work and not at home
Where’s my u-man
No message by the phone
Where’s my u-man
There is no where to be found
Where’s my u-man
It sends me down to the ground

Yes, it doesn’t alter the fact, ya
That my u-man lives her life and doesn’t miss a change, ya
Masses of affairs in the last years
Nevertheless I am happy, looking soccer and knock back beer

Look at me ya, me ya
Give me a sweety kiss maria
Me ya, me ya
Bent to the front thalia
Me ya, me ya
Give me a message lucia
Me ya, me ya
Oh, you sweety little girls

Please tied my hands behind my back, ya
Mmmh, close your eyes and sit down on me, ram, ya
Fool, put yourself in my position
Girli number 2, are you ready with your sex-mission

She twiddles my balls
She tweaks my teat
Confined to bed
For the shake of complete

Slowly Lucia
I am very worn today
Slowly Lucia
Where there’s a will there’s a way
So go on Lucia
I am busy as bee
So go on Lucia
And take the sting out of me

Yes, we have reached the point of no return, ya
It started to quite a fuckin’ simple idea, ya
No u-man at home, but it leaves me very cold
New young girls, young girls, that get’s me goat

She twiddles my balls...